Listen up world! I’m about to solve one of the biggest problems for women everywhere and you know what I’m talking about.
IT’S THE DAMN LOCATION OF PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
Have you noticed that almost every public restroom – stores, restaurants, public transportation sites is – located behind the men’s room. The men’s rooms are almost always first and the women’s rooms are almost always second.
This is not a good thing if you, like most of us, have had children, are past the age of forty, or are serious beer drinkers. I personally cannot tell you how many times I have said to hell with it and run into the men’s room because I simply could not walk another five feet. And yes I saw you at the urinal.
I was making one of my seemingly endless trips to the local hardware story the other day when it dawned me…helllooo! The reason this has happened is because there are not enough women in the construction industry. The men have built most of the bathrooms and of course they want to be the first ones to pee.
So buckle up girls. Let’s strap on some tool belts, get out our rulers, and have at it. Once we get our construction management degrees lets not only put the women’s restrooms first but lets make them REALLY big with lots of extra stalls and while we are at it how about a wine frig in every corner, maybe a couch, a bookshelf (of course!) and a shower?
My bladder is so excited just thinking about this that I have to excuse myself.